A blog belonging to a teen who has a gazillion different fandoms, ships everything and hates every ship. Don't be nice to me- I will get attached and I will smother you... or I'll barely reply 'cause I'll be scared I'm annoying you. I'm that kinda guy. Yah nastee.

"I survived because I willed it to be. ... How did I survive apocalyptic fire? I simply refused to feel the flames."
"And gay! Did I not indicate that?! Very, very gay!"

THIS BLOG IS NSFW AT TIMES! I tag every NSFW post 'nsfw', so if you want to follow me and blacklist it then you can.

 

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

illumahottie:

compromisedanalintegrity:

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

LOOK. this shit is IT.

g o o o o o o d b y e

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca)

Some asks to distract me from my frustration at myself, my teachers, my laptop and my college would be cool

So I can’t do my English cause my laptop won’t link with the college computers (it’s already half done, so I don’t want to re-write it all), I can’t do my sociology cause NO ONE knows the questions & my teacher is always too busy getting pissed at the pub to check his emails, and I can’t do my photography cause I don’t have a poxy camera & I highly doubt my teacher would be happy with iPhone pictures. Literally, the only thing I can attempt to do is a review of my photography work WHICH I STILL CAN’T DO CAUSE MY TEACHER HAS MY FOLDER.

Dammit.

theunbreakablev0w:

alxesi:

i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there