A blog belonging to a teen who has a gazillion different fandoms, ships everything and hates every ship. Don't be nice to me- I will get attached and I will smother you... or I'll barely reply 'cause I'll be scared I'm annoying you. I'm that kinda guy. Yah nastee.

"I survived because I willed it to be. ... How did I survive apocalyptic fire? I simply refused to feel the flames."
"And gay! Did I not indicate that?! Very, very gay!"

THIS BLOG IS NSFW AT TIMES! I tag every NSFW post 'nsfw', so if you want to follow me and blacklist it then you can.





my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete





Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

LOOK. this shit is IT.

g o o o o o o d b y e




have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca)

Some asks to distract me from my frustration at myself, my teachers, my laptop and my college would be cool

So I can’t do my English cause my laptop won’t link with the college computers (it’s already half done, so I don’t want to re-write it all), I can’t do my sociology cause NO ONE knows the questions & my teacher is always too busy getting pissed at the pub to check his emails, and I can’t do my photography cause I don’t have a poxy camera & I highly doubt my teacher would be happy with iPhone pictures. Literally, the only thing I can attempt to do is a review of my photography work WHICH I STILL CAN’T DO CAUSE MY TEACHER HAS MY FOLDER.




i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there